We met at a bar.
You sat next to me and we got to know each other.
You were smart, funny and really cute.
We went back to your place and we started making out.
I wanted to show you something that I could do.
I told you that I was a witch, and you wanted me to prove it.
So I turned you into a woman.
Once you saw me, you couldn't keep your hands off me.
I thought you would beg for me to change you back after we had sex, but we cuddled and fell asleep in each other's arms.
That's when I fell in love with you.
We then started dating, and a year later I asked you to marry me.
And now we are here, in front of all our friends and family, about to be married.
I love you so much, and I would be so lucky to call you my wife.
Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
I do.
Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you woman and wife. You may now kiss your bride.
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